KNIFING FORCEFULLY at your COLON
Touring with a band can cut your life expectancy short by staggering percentages. But it isn’t the lack of sleep, dangerous overnight drives, or the mystery stains on hotel comforters that will do you in.
No, touring will kill you slowly and mercilessly by a much more covert means:
Death by lethal (fast food) ingestion.
Alas, in rushing from city to city to make load-in times (along with trying to steal every last second of much-needed sleep) dietary concerns inevitably take a back seat. And meal choices are usually dictated by which chain restaurants are offered near truckstops/gas stations along the highway to your next show.
I have eaten countless McNuggets, Whoppers, and Frosties over the last fourteen years.
But recently I have started changing my ways.
For reasons I will explain in a moment, I have begun to take my food choices a bit more seriously. And for that reason, finding eats on the road has become trench warfare.
Today we were running late to a show in Indiana, outside Indianapolis. There really weren’t many options for food along the way, of course, yet the entire band was starving for lunch. So, we stopped at the only “restaurant” for miles – KFC.
I put the word “restaurant” in quotes because, in case you didn’t know, KFC stands for KNIFING FORCEFULLY at your COLON.
Anyway, while were waiting in line to order I was severely torn. On one hand there was my ravenous hunger. On the other hand there was my fervent disdain for CANCER, along with the value I place on my stomach, intestines, liver, spleen, gall bladder, circulatory system, heart, skin, endocrine system, brain and therefore, my existence. So I did what any normal citizen with common sense would do: I asked the lady behind the counter for nutrition information.
You would think I had twenty sticks of dynamite strapped to my chest and I just ordered the cashier to empty the register.
All the Knifing Forcefully at your Colon employees stopped working to stare at the insane- earth-loving-hippie-disguised-as-the-rocker-dude standing at the register (that’s me, in case you were not clear on this). My bandmates gawked at me. The people in line behind me grunted and sighed. Then, the cashier let out a groan and disappeared into a closet. Seconds turned to minutes. I heard metal clanging, loud crashing, large cooking appliances being overturned. I heard live chickens squawking and lots and lots of cursing.
Nine minutes later the girl emerged, clothing torn and tattered, hair looking Doc Brown-esque, panting, handing me a dusty, discolored document that looked more like a pirate treasure map than a nutrition pamphlet.
I tried my best to show gratitude, despite the fact that I had already been labeled a terrorist by everyone in the place.
Then I began to study the list. Did you know one KFC Extra Crispy chicken breast contains 510 calories, 33 grams of fat (7g saturated), and over 1000 grams of sodium? That’s ONE piece. In fact, there was very little on the list that I could have eaten in good conscience, let alone without the resulting stomach cramps that would certainly follow.
I decided on one grilled chicken wrap, while my other band members gorged on multi-course meals with calorie counts in the multiple thousands.
And I left Knifing Forcefully at your Colon still hungry…
I didn’t always care about what I put into my body. Like most Americans, I followed the crowd in my food selection for most of my life. I basically ate and drank whatever I felt like (or whatever looked tasty at the time).
But then I met my wife, who has a very serious intestinal disorder called Celiac Disease. This changed everything. And I am very thankful it did.
Celiac Disease is an intolerance to gluten, which is a preservative/thickening agent that is used in 99% of the food we eat. It is found in almost every form of processed food and in almost every dish served in restaurants. If my wife eats food that contains gluten she becomes very ill, and for several days. Therefore, she can no longer eat processed foods, fast food, or most food at regular grocery stores. Basically, she is reduced to eating foods in their natural state, or cooking every meal at home to control the ingredients. She has also begun grocery shopping solely at health food stores for gluten-free food options and organic produce.
Because I am a supportive/awesome husband, I too have adopted this lifestyle. And every aspect of my health has improved drastically.
When you start investigating what goes into the food we consume in this country, it is like pulling a thread on a sweater. Only, when you pull it, not only does the sweater unravel, but it reveals that the guy wearing said sweater is not a human at all; Underneath is a zombie corpse of maggots and worms, kind of like Oogie Boogie in A Nightmare before Christmas.
Believe me, I have ALWAYS been the guy that makes fun of the vegan/organic/earth/ hippie people that work at Whole Foods. I have since become like them in many ways, simply by doing objective research about food. And I definitely don’t mean to preach here, because I know how important food is to all of us and I know how annoying the earth agenda can be sometimes. But I can’t ignore some of the facts I have learned as late:
*Europe has banned ALL beef imports from the US due to our unhealthy practices including antibiotic use. 28 million pounds of antibiotics are used on livestock each year. One of the antibiotics used contains significant amounts of the most carcinogenic form of arsenic. Daily exposure to low doses of arsenic can cause cancer, dementia, neurological problems, and other ailments in humans.
*According to the Archives of Internal Medicine, If you drink two or more carbonated soft drinks and/or sugary “fruit” drinks a day, your chance of developing type 2 diabetes goes up 25-30%. In the past 10 years, soft drink consumption among children has almost doubled in the United States. Teenage boys now drink, on average, three or more cans of soda per day. Teenage girls consume more than two cans a day.
*Studies have shown the link between refined sugar and/or high fructose corn syrup and a plethora of different cancers. In fact, all cancers actually feed on refined/white sugar!
* Some children with autism who adhere to a gluten-free/casein free diet show a significant decrease in symptoms.
*The National Cancer Institute states that 35% of all cancer cases have a nutritional connection.
*Diabetes now affects over 18 million adults. Poor diet and obesity are two known causes of this ailment, which now claims the lives of four million people per year.
*Most of us know by now that there are serious health risks to being overweight and obese, which for many people is a result of poor nutrition. These risks include heart disease, liver disease, stroke, arthritis, and many others.
*Thyroid disorders and other autoimmune dysfunction has been linked to gluten consumption, along with neurological disorders such as Parkinson’s Disease.
*The “anti-cancer daily diet” can actually help prevent hormone-dependant cancers such as breast, ovary, uterine, and prostate. This diet includes foods rich in antioxidants, fiber and isoflavones. Examples include fresh blueberries, tomatoes, garlic, carrots, broccoli and onions.
And that is, literally, just the tip of the iceberg…
It seems that old adage is true…you really ARE what you EAT. The things we put into our bodies have a huge bearing on the length and quality of our lives. There is no way around this.
And the most healthy way to consume food is in the natural state that God made it. Organic. Hormone, preservative, and pesticide free. Raw, if possible. Isn’t that interesting?
Now, I am the type of person who likes to get to the core of things and look at the big picture. And for that reason, I will tell you that this blog isn’t really about telling you what you should or shouldn’t be eating.
The fact is, our consumer, capitalistic culture has birthed a specific mindset in all of us toward food: taste, convenience, and shelf-life are more important than nutritional value. But the tradeoff is our very health. What tastes great in our mouths is very sour in our stomachs, quite literally.
God didn’t create food for our tastebuds, first and foremost. Just like he didn’t create sex just to feel good. He created it for nourishment and energy. We have distorted the very function of it in the name of big business and convenience.
The Bible tells us that everything in the world is in a state of decay because of sin. Every living thing dies. Even our plants–the peppers in our gardens and the apples on our trees–bear the thumbprint of this decay. Fresh fruit will only stay fresh for a few days as it sits waiting to be eaten on our countertops. Produce will only last about a week in our refrigerators before it must be eaten or discarded.
So, mankind tries to find a way to preserve the life of food, just like he tries to delay mortality through medical technology and other types of invention. But the more we try to escape death and decay, the more we kill ourselves in the process.
There really is no way to preserve life, save one. Death is certain because of sin, unless you believe in Christ.
Then, and only then, can we live forever.
Isn’t it amazing that even a discussion of food can lead us back to the cross? I believe everything in this world will lead us back to that one, ultimate act of love if we are willing to dig deep enough…
Incidentally, on this tour I have been saving tons of cash by avoiding fast food and snack stops. I can count the times I have eaten at these places on one hand. Instead, I stocked up on some great organic foods from my local health food store before I left town. I have a stockpile of Larabars, dried organic fruits, organic trail mix, and nuts. I have eaten a bit less, but it also means I am avoiding the dreaded tour gut. And lo and behold–I feel like a different human being! I actually have energy, my brain works, and I am not a Grinch to be around…
So call me a hippie. I don’t mind.
For added reading:
www.cspinet.org/reports/chemcuisine.htm
www.foodincmovie.com
www.doctoroz.com
www.sustainabletable.org/issues/hormones/
http://www.goveg.com/contamination.asp
thyroid.about.com/cs/latestresearch/a/celiac.htm
www.celiac.com
March 13, 2010 · Other · 36 Comments